is it okay to go to denny’s by yourself at 1 am because you want homefries?
there is nothing more okay than this
Maybe you should hit up IHOP instead, they have better taste.
this is the most disrespectful thing i have ever heard in my life have you ever TASTED denny’s homefries? good shit. they’re like??? 2 dollars. for a pLATE of homefries. or maybe you dont want just a side of homefries? maybe you want an omlette or some pancakes to refine your palette of breakfast. they have some HELLA great 2,4,6,8 options. that you can pair WITH your homefries. and the people in dennys? fantastic. dennys is the greatest place known to man. don’t you ever try to fire shots again or you could potentially be BANNED from dennys (this is something i just made up but it could HAPPEN you don’t know) and never taste strawberry pancake puppies again in your life? do you want that? that sounds like the greatest torture man could ever come up with.
"maybe the wider than expected demographic appeal of my little pony is a bellwether for the destigmatization of femininity" — me, in 2011, being the most wrong about anything i’ve ever been in my entire life